Tour Dates

  • District N9NE
    Philadelphia, PA

    April 25th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Irving Plaza
    New York City, NY

    April 26th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Toad's Place
    New Haven, CT

    January 30th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Lupo's
    Providence, RI

    January 31st, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Webster Theater
    Hartford, CT

    February 21st, 2014 9:00 PM
  • The Palladium
    Worcester, MA

    February 22nd, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Sherman Theater
    East Stroudsburg, PA

    March 1st, 2014 9:00 PM
  • The Union Bar
    Iowa City, IA

    March 8th, 2014 6:00 PM
  • The Boulder Theater
    Boulder, CO

    March 15th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • The Fillmore
    Charlotte, NC

    April 4th, 2014 10:00 PM
  • House Of Blues
    Myrtle Beach, SC

    April 5th, 2014 9:00 PM

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Breaking LA Barstool Press Conference: The Site Is Paused Indefinitly

  Well I guess this is good news for all you idiots who said I fucked up and that you could be 1 zillion times better than our LA guys because the Nick/Heath experiment is over. They may stay involved with videos because I still think they are great at that, but as far as [...]

 

Well I guess this is good news for all you idiots who said I fucked up and that you could be 1 zillion times better than our LA guys because the Nick/Heath experiment is over. They may stay involved with videos because I still think they are great at that, but as far as blogging goes we are officially searching for a new guy. If you want to be taken seriously don’t send me an email saying how awesome you could be at this. Set up a sample blog. Keep it updated for a week or two. Send us the link to it. Or if you have an existing blog send us that link. We need to see you can keep the content strong for an extended period of time and have a pulse on LA.  I need to make sure I make the right decision this time.  But having said that we are ready to hire the right person instantly once we find him.  The job is just sitting there waiting to be filled. The next blog on Barstool LA will be introducing who we hired.  Until then Barstool LA sleeps.

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By elpresidente posted December 2nd, 2013 at 11:51 AM

Good News: The LA Police Corruption Still Knows No Bounds

LATimes – David McDonald was hired despite admitting to sheriff’s investigators he had a relationship with a 14-year-old girl whom he kissed and groped. He was 28 at the time.”I was in love,” he said in an interview with The Times. “I wasn’t being a bad guy.” It’s official, it’s not diddling as long as [...]

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LATimes – David McDonald was hired despite admitting to sheriff’s investigators he had a relationship with a 14-year-old girl whom he kissed and groped. He was 28 at the time.”I was in love,” he said in an interview with The Times. “I wasn’t being a bad guy.”

It’s official, it’s not diddling as long as you’re in love. Give the guy a break, he wasn’t being a bad guy. Just because he fucks kids, doesn’t mean he can’t serve and protect this city.  If you think otherwise, you’re being unreasonable and should take a beating with a night stick during a routine traffic stop.  I’m sure he’s requesting to be assigned to things like high school dance security, middle school dance security, arcade security, and he’s even offering to ride on school buses to make sure they’re safe. He loves these kids, so he’d go above and beyond to protect them. Plus if he does a good job, the kids will think he’s cool and let him touch them.  I wish this was a joke like the kids telephone blog, but it’s true. They hired this man. Give credit where credit is due, he manned up and admitted it to the sheriff’s department in the interview. That’s called integrity, a trait of all good cops.

By nickinsider posted December 2nd, 2013 at 10:31 AM

Guy Arrested For Doing the Exact Opposite of Fighting Strangers on Black Friday

Arb - Altogether, he threw down $1,000 in dollar bills. Vorobyov said he had a rough year and wanted to do something nice for people.But mall security weren’t excited about the giveaway. They arrested him for disorderly conduct. A mall spokesman said his stunt could have caused a major disturbance and somebody could have been [...]

Arb - Altogether, he threw down $1,000 in dollar bills. Vorobyov said he had a rough year and wanted to do something nice for people.But mall security weren’t excited about the giveaway. They arrested him for disorderly conduct. A mall spokesman said his stunt could have caused a major disturbance and somebody could have been hurt.

Mall security has their priorities straight. This could have caused a “major disturbance” on Black Friday. He was throwing one dollar bills. It’s more of a true social experiment than a disturbance. I saw people fighting over dvd players on Black Friday. Grow up and fight over a Blu Ray player like an adult. If people fight over one dollar bills, clearly they should be the ones locked up. Plus, as big as that crowd was, statistically there had to be at least 10 strippers running around. We all know how strippers get around falling ones. If titties started popping out, we’re talking about this guy being a genius right now.

By nickinsider posted December 2nd, 2013 at 9:57 AM

USC Song Girls vs. UCLA Dance Team

vs. You might remember this smoke Based on Websites alone, UCLA wins. You can click on each girl and get a close up. USC has a crappy website for the song girls that is outdated. The USC song girl facebook page is ok, but it lacks profile pictures and solo photos.  The cheerleader Victory Bell [...]

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Based on Websites alone, UCLA wins. You can click on each girl and get a close up. USC has a crappy website for the song girls that is outdated. The USC song girl facebook page is ok, but it lacks profile pictures and solo photos.  The cheerleader Victory Bell goes to UCLA on this one.  The game is a pure toss up. Orgeron could be playing for a permanent job, so it’s hard to bet against USC in this one.

By nickinsider posted November 30th, 2013 at 5:01 PM

Thank God Auburn Remembered to Pack the Sewing Machine

Can’t you just have extra jerseys available? No one wants to see a grown man sewing on the sidelines of a football game. This guy is going to bake the team cookies after the game too, win or lose. I’m sure he hangs around the showers after every practice during the week because he’s “helping [...]

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Can’t you just have extra jerseys available? No one wants to see a grown man sewing on the sidelines of a football game. This guy is going to bake the team cookies after the game too, win or lose. I’m sure he hangs around the showers after every practice during the week because he’s “helping with the towels”.  This is wrong. There’s no sewing in football.

By nickinsider posted November 30th, 2013 at 3:57 PM

ABC Hates the Big Ten, Only Cares About MACtion

Well, 1 out of 4 logos correct is better than getting all 4 wrong… pic.twitter.com/kEZ5CSS1Gp — Cork Gaines (@CorkGaines) November 29, 2013 Ohio State clearly starts with an I, duh, next.  You could ask almost anyone in the country to identify these four logos, and the only one 99% of them would get wrong is [...]

Ohio State clearly starts with an I, duh, next.  You could ask almost anyone in the country to identify these four logos, and the only one 99% of them would get wrong is N. Illinois.  You could put a mop, a microwave, and a Northern Illinois logo in a lineup and half of the country couldn’t pick out the N. Illinois logo from the bunch. Not this jackass doing graphics for ABC. He lives and breaths MACtion. Until today, he didn’t even know the Big Ten was a thing.

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By nickinsider posted November 29th, 2013 at 1:12 PM

Jeopardy Had The Greatest Answer of all Time Last Night

A Jeopardy question. LOL. pic.twitter.com/k47yFwLIy8 — Ice Cube (@icecube) November 28, 2013 Well, It’s kind of disappointing that Ice Cube says “LOL”, but other than that its about time he was immortalized on Jeopardy.  The question is obviously “What is an AK”.  Hopefully Jeopardy makes  trend out of this. I’d like to see more answers [...]

Well, It’s kind of disappointing that Ice Cube says “LOL”, but other than that its about time he was immortalized on Jeopardy.  The question is obviously “What is an AK”.  Hopefully Jeopardy makes  trend out of this. I’d like to see more answers like:

A: “Tru made clear that Freak Hoes are skanks when Mia X told everyone that you should “Floss your teeth with my” this item”

Q: “What are pussy hairs, Alex”

It’s good to know that the staff of Jeopardy likes a little gangsta rap from time to time. It’s better than all of the fucking literature questions. I guess R.L Stine for every answer. Also, Happy Thanksgiving.

 

By nickinsider posted November 28th, 2013 at 10:30 AM

Does This Look Like the Face of a Guy Who Has Probably Never Spent Thansgiving With his Family Because He’s Been Arrested Over 1500 Times?

TSG – The World’s Most Arrested Man, a Kentuckian who has been busted more than 1500 times over the past four decades, will spend another Thanksgiving in jail, records show.Henry Earl, 64, is locked up in the Fayette County Detention Center–which one day should bear his name–following his arrest last month for public intoxication. Earl [...]

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TSG – The World’s Most Arrested Man, a Kentuckian who has been busted more than 1500 times over the past four decades, will spend another Thanksgiving in jail, records show.Henry Earl, 64, is locked up in the Fayette County Detention Center–which one day should bear his name–following his arrest last month for public intoxication. Earl was collared outside a fast food joint by Lexington cops, according to jail records

Apparently old Hank here won’t be the only one in jail this thanksgiving down in Fayette County. 1500 arrests is absurd. He’s only 5 away from Kentucky’s strict 1,653 strike rule before he gets locked up for good. Just give the guy a place to stay you assholes.  Looks like most of Thomas Henry’s family will be breaking bread in jail too. He was kind enough to put it in the comment section.

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His poor cousin has been in there since before the baptism. You guys remember the baptism, right? That shit was crazy, I can’t believe Lyndsay couldn’t make it.  Well, Hank, Lyndsay and Thomas’s Uncle….Happy Thanksgiving to you all.

By nickinsider posted November 27th, 2013 at 2:09 PM

Let These Girls do the Cooking Tomorrow….and the Rest of the Weekend

When you’re all done, let the next girl do the dishes for you. She won’t mind. Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I’m going to try not to choke on that wishbone you jerks.

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Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I’m going to try not to choke on that wishbone you jerks.

By nickinsider posted November 27th, 2013 at 1:28 PM

Power Ranking the Best Thanksgiving Movies

#5 Easily Pauly Shore’s 2nd best movie behing the American classic, ‘Biodome’.  The reason I loved this so much when I was younger was because Kelly Kapowski was in it. I still remember the day I saw her boobs for the first time. #4 Pacino won best actor, and thats great. I love Pacino, but [...]

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Easily Pauly Shore’s 2nd best movie behing the American classic, ‘Biodome’.  The reason I loved this so much when I was younger was because Kelly Kapowski was in it. I still remember the day I saw her boobs for the first time.

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Pacino won best actor, and thats great. I love Pacino, but you just can’t watch this movie over and over. It’s still slightly better than Son in Law I guess.

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It’s one of the only movies featuring primarily old men that I can stand. I’m talking about movies like ‘The Bucket List’ and that new one with all of the old men that go to Vegas. I can’t stand those fucking movies. Fucking Space Cowboys was the worst. Grumpy Old Men is actually funny, so I’m ok with it.

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Ed O’Neill is the shit.  This movie kicks ass, and you’re dumb if you think otherwise.

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One of the funniest movies ever. Period.  When he has to walk across the tarmac back to the car rental place and starts losing his shit on the desk lady, I can’t contain myself.  Steve Martin used to be hilarious, now he just makes weird movies.  The only time John Candy has been better was Cool Runnings obviously and as Gus Bolinsky, Polka King of the Midwest in Home Alone.

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By nickinsider posted November 27th, 2013 at 12:29 PM
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